"Don't lie to me" is the phrase you want.
Here's a breakdown of the rest:
Don't lie (in the bed) with me. Never said, but this is what it would mean.
Don't sleep on top of me. Rarely said because who wants to lie on another person?
Makes no sense. Lie does not take a direct object.
Makes sense, but you're not specifying that they shouldn't lie to you in particular, but that they should not lie to anyone in general.
While I'm sure the question would be understood either way, I think the problem arises because the question is not really a complete thought. How many is/were what? "Is" or "was" here is acting as a helping verb, and there is no primary verb.
If you asked, "How many episodes were made?" it should clearly be in the past tense, because the making of the episodes is complete. If the program was till in production, you could ask "How many episodes are being made?" or "How many episodes will be made?"
If you asked, "How many episodes are in existence?" or "How many episodes are available for viewing?" or some variation on that thought, then it should be present tense, because the episodes exist in the present.
That's not to say that the question as worded is "wrong". The context of the conversation might well have supplied the primary verb. "They made these episodes in 2007 and 2008." "How many episodes was that?" We'd understand the question to mean "How many were made?", so it should be past tense. But, "I have all the episodes of this program on DVD." "How many episodes is that?" Now the question means "How many episodes do you have on DVD?", which is present tense.
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The second is correct and is a phrase that probably every child in the UK has heard whenever they have done something they should not have done or not done something that they should.
It does not really make much sense, but is a kind of cry of exasperation on the part of the person saying it along the lines :"I have told you this a hundred times already, how many more times will I have to tell before you take any notice?"