I haven't seen this, but I from reading the script as you posted it, I think I can help you.
How the hell did you end up in Processing?
Here, "Processing" is the name of some sort of department. I'm thinking of it like a Triage department in a hospital emergency room. To understand the grammar, it might help to think of "Data Processing" (except that here, it sounds like they're not processing data...).
What was it? Poker night? Bachelor party?
This means, did you get here as a result of a poker game, or a bachelor party? Because at a poker game, you might run out of money, and start betting something else, such as, "the person who loses this round has to go to Processing tomorrow." At least, that's my guess.
At a bachelor party, you might get drunk and wander around doing crazy things, and end up in a strange place like this.
No, sir. I'm from Kentucky.
Farrell is saying that his primary identification is as a person from Kentucky, and he feels that the Kentucky culture is strong enough that he considers it a separate culture (separate from the rest of the U.S.), as opposed to a sub-culture.
I liked that joke. I hope I didn't destroy it for you by being too pedantic.
Per Vilmar's comment, this is a pun, re: how owls produce the hooting sound:
hoot
verb
1.
(of an owl) utter a hoot.
"owls hooted, the new moon rose"
synonyms: cry, call, utter a hoot, screech, tu-whit tu-whoo
"in the stillness of the night an owl hooted"
tu-whit tu-whoo
tʊˌwɪt tʊˈwuː/
noun
used to represent the cry of the tawny owl.
Best Answer
I think that I understand the humor perfectly and I guess it's kind of funny. Your translation is totally comprehensible, but it does contain one very serious grammatical mistake. You forgot to add an ed on the end of completed. Since the verb complete is supposed to be used as part of a present perfect tense form, it's absolutely got to have it. Also, what's the point of writing some of the words in there in all caps? Please, don't do that. Having said that, here's my take on your joke: