Learn English – Euphemism for the English word for human excrement (faeces in Latin)

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In German, we call the result of one particular dump as well as the doing it itself

sein Geschäft machen (to do a deal/business)

This is common and fit for print. Is there something similar in English that I could use in the following sentence

After his morning _ ,…

Or what other ways are there to express that without being vulgar or too technical?

Best Answer

I don't know of any nouns that fit your proposed phrase, but there are a few verbal phrases that might suit your purposes.

American speakers (and possibly other English speakers) use the euphemism of relieving oneself. So, in your example, you might say:

In the morning, after he relieved himself...

Like the German phrase you mention, English also includes the euphemism to do one's business, but it usually carries an implication of immaturity toward the object of the expression:

do one's business, (usually of an animal or child) to defecate or urinate: housebreaking a puppy to do his business outdoors.

So we might say,

After my dog Sparky did his business on his favorite tree, we returned home.

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