The phrase "This is why we can't have nice things" shows up in TV, films, and memes. I asked Google where it came from and got some specific examples that are too recent, like Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998 film) or an early Simpsons episode. But others said that their parents or grandparents had used the phrase at least as long ago as the 1950s.
How far back can we trace the phrase? And what are some of the more iconic examples that have perpetuated it in common usage?
Best Answer
It seems likely that comedian Paula Poundstone originally brought the phrase to the national stage in the late 1980s and early 1990s, though it's the kind of thing that might have been spontaneously coined by parents multiple times throughout history (Poundstone's mother, at least, apparently said it before the comedian made the line famous).
Some early Poundstone citations are collected at BaryPopik.com, including an August 1989 Des Moines Register quote:
Google Books offers the nearly-contemporary July/August issue of Mother Jones with a very similar story. Poundstone also apparently used this joke when she appeared on Comic Relief (I think in 1994), which may have given it further exposure. From there it likely percolated out into the collective consciousness where it was ripe for memic exploitation.
While I believe that Poundstone was the first to bring this joke to national attention, there is some indication that it was a gentle family joke before that. One piece of evidence comes from a memoir of the 1950s, published at about the same time Poundstone was beginning her standup career:
Evidence for the connection between breakage and "nice things" in motherly lectures goes back even further. From a 1905 "Lesson...for Little Children":
(I can imagine parents of small children lamenting the difficulty in keeping "nice things" whole since approximately the invention of pottery.)