In Goa, I see tourists wearing t-shirts that have the following text on them, along with a red arrow:
It’s not going to suck itself
What does this mean?
Learn English – What does “it’s not going to suck itself ” mean
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Best Answer
Matthew has half the answer. The other half is that "{Noun} isn't going to {verb} itself" is a common phrase implying that a task isn't going to get done unless someone (by implication, the person being spoken to) quits messing around and starts doing it. For example: "These dirty dishes aren't going to clean themselves."
So basically this shirt is supposed to be a "clever" way of suggesting that you should drop whatever you are doing and give the T-shirt wearer oral sex. I'm probably no expert, but I'm guessing he doesn't get many takers...