A colorful idiom for someone who can only do one thing at a time is
he can't walk and chew gum at the same time
Obviously, this only makes sense if you know what the heck chewing gum is. Was there a similar phrase in vogue before chewing gum became popular?
For that matter, when did walk and chew gum enter the lexicon? Is it true that this is a sanitized version of Lyndon B. Johnson's description of Gerald Ford? (The original purportedly had "fart" instead of "walk".)
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Q: Was there a similar phrase in vogue before chewing gum became popular?
The phrase can't walk and chew gum at the same time is often used to describe someone who's clumsy, uncoordinated or stupid, and there are many idioms for this: can't tell one's arse from his elbow, all thumbs, butter fingers, ham fisted, klutz.
There are also other phrases that mean it's impossible to do multiple things at the same time, but these are usually "defensive" rather than "insulting", such as having your cake and eat it too (recorded in 1546 as wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?) and the Yiddish can't dance at two weddings [with one behind/pair of feet].
Another multitasking phrase with yet another meaning is to have one's finger in too many pies, for a person who is able to multitask, but is overdoing it.
Q: when did walk and chew gum enter the lexicon?
It can be found in a May 1966 snippet of the US Marines' The Leatherneck, quoting Sgt Jerry Necaise:
According to The Big Apple it can be earlier found in a Texas newspaper:
The same site believes the phrase comes an earlier "talk and chew gum".
Q: Is it true that this is a sanitized version of Lyndon B. Johnson's description of Gerald Ford? (The original purportedly had "fart" instead of "walk".)
Yes, but the walk version was around before Johnson's fart version. From the Guardian's Gerald Ford obituary:
And Wikipedia: