The original wording of this phrase was ". . . in the wind," as mentioned in the above-referenced phrases.org.uk entry. The entry cites Pierce Egan's character's descripton of a drunk cobbler in Real Life in London, 1821,
Old Wax and Bristles is about three
sheets in the wind,
as possibly the earliest use in print. This is reiterated by many other phrase-origin sites.
Also mentioned is the "sliding scale" of drunkeness coined by sailors whereby an inebriated person could be anywhere from one to four "sheets in the wind."
I decided to take these possible variations of the phrase and plug them in to Google's Ngram Viewer. I found an earlier instance of the phrase in print.
In The Journal of Rev. Francis Asbury, first published in 1815, the Methodist Episcopal itinerant preacher describes a trip through Kentucky in 1813:
While this may not answer the ultimate question of the phrase's origin, it does show a use of the phrase several years earlier than previously reported and from an American source rather than British (although Asbury was born in England).
Update 3/16/11: Gary Martin has now updated his entry on this phrase at The Phrase Finder to include the Asbury citation.
This definition of smurfing comes from 1996 and the game Warcraft II when certain well-known players made up new names, pretend to play badly, then beat the other players. They picked the names PapaSmurf and Smurfette.
It was used in alt.games.starcraft, and defined in April 1999 as:
someone who makes a new account then pretends they are a newbie.
An origin was offered in the same group in February 1999:
How prevalent do you think fake newbies are? You know, good players who
lure real newbies in for an easy win. Why do they get their jollies from
doing something so stupid?
I think it's interesting to note, however, that this kind of
thing was started in Warcraft II days by Shlonglor and his buddies,
who seem to be demi-gods for some people. They called it smurfing and
Shlonglor's stated reason for it was because they couldn't find anyone
who wanted to play them. So they started picking on newbies and having
great fun 'smurfing' them, that's the name they gave it. He went on to
say how there quickly developed the habit of smurf-smurfing, great fun
he said. Yeah, and who's the one suffering from all this fun the
experienced are having? The newbie, of course. If it isn't the most
inconsiderate behaviour I've ever seen..
A Warcraft II: Glossary defines:
Smurfing
A slang term coined by Warp! and Shlonglor to mean good or famous players using fake names to hide from people then attempting to beat other players. It is only a "Smurf" if those players win.
The earliest definite use of smurfing I found was in alt.games.warcraft in August 1996:
heheh, when a really good player is depressed or is looking for fun
whipping the living hell out of a newbie, he adopts a fake name and then
joins game and ACTS like a newbie, then he thouroughly destroys everyone
in the game. this bizzare act is called smurfing, when he said "don't
step on any smurfs" he meant don't get so caught up u find a smurf, and
then get the living hell beat out of you :)
There was also a reference in alt.games.warcraft that some experienced players were "probably smurfs" in July 1996.
More description:
it was started by Shlonglor, who is more than a SC player (he works for Blizzard as their webmaster). He was one of the all-time War2 gurus and was extraordinarily famous due to his war2 page ... still one of the best gaming pages ever created (although it's no longer anywhere on the net ... he took it down when he began to work for Blizzard).
Anyhoo, there came a point in Shlonglor's fame where no one but a few select individuals would play him; everyone, hearing his name, would do one of the following things: cower in fear, worship like mad, or repeatedly challenge like a newbie. In the midst of this it was virtually impossible for him to get a game.
SO ... Shlonglor and his roommate at the time, Warp, came up with a stroke of genius: make up a false name that no one would recognize and go beat the * out of newbies.
For whatever reason, the names they chose were "Papa Smurf" and "Smurfette."
From hence came the term "Smurfing."
(Shaf, 1999)
A quote by Shlonglor from 2003:
-(1996) I was the originator of the term "Smurf" or "Smurfing" to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Before that point, everyone stuck with whatever nickname they had and never considered changing their name or playing under fake names. It began when me and Warp! played under fake names "Smurfs" and fooled all our friends. I made a page about it and it caught on big time. Pretty soon everyone played under made-up names and you had no idea who you were playing. This practice continues to happen a TON today and you still hear about Smurfing/Smurfs which all dates back to me, my site, and my Smurf page.
And an extract from an August 1996 game report ("The Smurfs vs Spiderman(Zima), Red Barron, and Void(idiot)") by Warp!:
Well, I finally played a game worth writing a story about. It was a five player game on Garden of War with medium resources. The players involved were Shlonglor (playing as PapaSmurf), Myself (playing as Smurfette), RedBaron, Void, and Spiderman (who we later discovered was the same person as Zima/Cpl_Will). Shlonglor and I were teammates as were RedBaron, Void, and Spiderman.
And then by Shlonglor, this may be the earliest description:
First let me explain the Smurf thing. Warp and I enjoy making up names and playing people at war2. We make them think we really suck and then beat them up. But the joke was on me because Zima pulled my own trick on me. He played as Spiderman making me think he sucked. Beaten at my own game! So sad. Well we have lots of fun playing as smurfs. We talk in smurf. We smurf us some ass at war 2. I guess that is totally childish, but it sure is fun.
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A Google Books search turns up several fairly early descriptions or explanations of "second wind" in a sporting and/or physiological context from as early as 1807. Here are four of them.
From "Replies by Mr. Jackson ["the celebrated scientific Teacher of the Pugilistic Art"], to Some Additional Queries," in John Sinclair, The Code of Health and Longevity; Or, A Concise View, of the Principles Calculated for the Preservation of Health, and the Attainment of Long Life, volume 2 (1807):
This quotation from Mr. Jackson also appears in Walter Thom, Pedestrianism; Or, An Account of the Performances of Celebrated Pedestrians During the Last and Present Century (1813).
From "Boxing Match" in The National Register (August 27, 1815):
From Richard Lawrence, The Complete Farrier, and British Sportsman, Containing a Systematic Enquiry into the Structure and Animal Economy of the Horse (1816):
And from Pierce Egan, Boxiana; or, Sketches of Antient and Modern Pugilism, volume 2 (1818):
An instance of figurative usage of "second wind" appears soon after, in a review of Joseph Lowe, The Present State of England (1822), The Monthly Review, Or, Literary Journal (February 1823):
The connection between these running, boxing, and horse racing instances of "second wind" and the idiomatic expression we use today seems fairly clear-cut. Christine Ammer, The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, volume 2 (2012) offers the following discussion of "second wind":
Ammer's timing appears to be off by the greater part of a century, but her analysis seems sound.