How to win teleporter battles

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Picture the scene: I've just respawned and some kindly engineer has built a teleporter. Fantastic! I no longer have to walk to battles. I step on the teleporter, which is still recharging. Lo and behold, someone else on my team pushes their way onto the teleporter. At this point the teleporter becomes confused, and since it can only teleport one person at a time, a battle occurs in which the two of you fight for the ability to teleport first. I have found that I have about a 30% success rate in these conflicts, which I would like to increase. In short, how can I win teleporter battles? Is my success determined by where I stand, or else by who is more towards the centre of the teleporter? Or is it instead determined by something entirely different?

Best Answer

According to my brother who is almost at the magical 10.000 hours required for mastery in TF2, the distance between the center of the teleporter and the center of the character play an important role. This means if one is crouching, he will have better chances. He also noted that taunting might help too.

Disclaimer: These are not my observations and may lack any scientific rigour. Confirmation bias could also be present. Without the source code or input from a developer, it would take lots of experimentation.

As a developer myself, I would implement it by either distance (the closer you are the more likely you will be chosen), sequence (the first person to step onto it will be chosen), some internal ID (the character who joined sooner / later to the server will be chosen) or random (self explaining).