List of spirits/drinks in Bastion

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Can anyone provide a list of the spirits usable in the distillery in Bastion, as well as the Narrator's flavor text for each one?

For example:

  • Leechade – "Leechade's so sour, it’ll perk you right up when you’re feeling low."

I'm looking to have a Bastion-themed drinking party with friends, and would like a handy list of the drinks with their descriptions in order to be able to plan for ingredients! Inspiration

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  • Dreadrum - "Dreadrum's brewed from Swampweeds, so its effect is as bold as its flavor."
  • Fetching Fizz - "Fetching Fizz is like a mouthful of nails, but the benefits are worth it."
  • Werewhiskey - "Werewhisky has no scent but tastes like a peppered bootheel. It's not for everyone."
  • Falling Malt - "Falling Malt is filled with crunchy minerals that'll keep you safe out on them rocks."
  • Lunkhead Liqueur - "A sip of Lunkhead Liqueur will toughen you right up. Too bad it's like drinking a saddlebag."
  • Mender Mead - "Folks say Mender Mead's good for you. It's like an herb garden in full bloom."
  • Cinderbrick Stout - "Cinderbrick Stout sure goes down smooth. Then stays in your gut like a rock."
  • Whale Ale - "Now Whale Ale ain't made from real whale. But it'll make you strong like one."
  • Graver Gimlet - "Graver Gimlet tastes different the longer you swish it around. Miraculous stuff."
  • Leechade - "Leechade's so sour, it'll perk you right up when you're feeling low."
  • Doomshine - "Doomshine's a bit of an acquired taste, like a mouth full of horseradish"
  • Cham-Pain - "Cham-Pain's made with Scumbag extract, hence the barley aroma, and the nausea"
  • Squirt Cider - "Squirt Cider will toughen you right up. Too bad about the musty aftertaste."
  • Hearty Punch - "Hearty Punch is so zesty it'll let you carry on even through the worst of times."
  • Bastion Bourbon - "If you're feeling low, count on the buttery flavor of our own Bastion Bourbon."
  • Black Rye - "Black Rye's like hot vineapple chowder on a cold day. Brings back memories."
  • Bull Brandy - "Bull Brandy's thicker than paint. Makes your skin feel as tough as knifebark."
  • Stabsinthe - "Stabsinthe's like drinkin' a cool breeze. Just don't go spittin' needles everywhere."
  • Lifewine - "Lifewine's so rich, they say it's brought men back from the brink for one last taste."

There's also Hop-Scotch, but it's not available in the distillery, and doesn't have a line.

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