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The answer to your question

The base amount of milk is 0%. The current formula for calculating milk is milk = achievements / 25. That means that for every achievement, you get 4% milk.

Are you sure 58 is the number shown in the stats page? I currently have 40 achievements, giving me 160% milk (as expected).

I have just discovered that not all achievements count. The August 27th update states:

due to popular demand, retired 5 achievements (the "reset your game" and "cheat" ones); they can still be unlocked, but do not count toward your total anymore.

If you hover over one of these achievements, it'll say [Shadow] in the tooltip. An example of this is:

Uncanny clicker ("Beat the clicking speed world record."):

I got this through using MouseKeys to sort of gain an advantage :P

This means that even though it's displayed in the stats page, it doesn't actually count when calculating milk %. Thus, even though I have 42 achievements, since one of them is a [Shadow] achievement, the game calculates my milk as 41 / 25 = 164%.

More milk facts!

The text next to milk is just flavour text. When milk is less than 100%, it's simply plain milk. When it's at least 100% but less than 200%, it's chocolate milk. Otherwise, if it's at least 200%, it's raspberry juice.

Milk will only affect Cookies Per Second (CpS) if you have at least one kitten upgrade. The first one, Kitten helpers, is unlocked at 50% milk and adds a 0.05 * milk multiplier. (For instance, at 50% milk, your CpS will be multiplied by 1.025.)

The other upgrades are:

At 100% milk, Kitten workers. This adds an additional multiplier of 0.1 * milk.
At 200% milk, Kitten engineers. This adds an additional multiplier of 0.2 * milk.

Thus, at 200% milk with all Kitten upgrades, your CpS is multiplied by 1.1, then 1.2, then 1.4, for a total multiplier of 1.848.

Note: sometimes, for whatever reason, getting a new achievement while owning at least one Kitten upgrade will not change your CpS. To force the game to recalculate your CpS, go to your address bar and type in javascript:Game.CalculateGains() or javascript:Game.recalculateGains=1.

^{Interestingly, a comment in the code says it should be 1% per achievement and that raspberry juice should be strawberry juice...}

Here is the full list of achievements:

Here is the table broken down. ??? are bolded.

Row|Column| Achievement                 | Criteria
---+------+-----------------------------+------------------------------------
 1 |   1  | Wake and bake               | Bake 1 cookie
 1 |   2  | Making some dough           | Bake 100 cookies
 1 |   3  | So baked right now          | Bake 1,000 cookies
 1 |   4  | Fledgling bakery            | Bake 10,000 cookies
 1 |   5  | Affluent bakery             | Bake 100,000 cookies
 1 |   6  | World-famous bakery         | Bake 1,000,000 cookies
 1 |   7  | Cosmic bakery               | Bake 10,000,000 cookies
 1 |   8  | Galactic bakery             | Bake 100,000,000 cookies
 2 |   1  | Universal bakery            | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   2  | Timeless bakery             | Bake 5,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   3  | Infinite bakery             | Bake 10,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   4  | Immortal bakery             | Bake 50,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   5  | You can stop now            | Bake 100,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   6  | Cookies all the way down    | Bake 500,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   7  | Overdose                    | Bake 1,000,000,000,000 cookies
 2 |   8  | How?                        | Bake 10,000,000,000,000 cookies
 3 |   1  | Casual baking               | Bake 1 cookie per second.
 3 |   2  | Hardcore baking             | Bake 10 cookies per second.
 3 |   3  | Steady tasty stream         | Bake 100 cookies per second.
 3 |   4  | Cookie monster              | Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   5  | Mass producer               | Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   6  | Cookie vortex               | Bake 100,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   7  | Cookie pulsar               | Bake 1,000,000 cookies per second.
 3 |   8  | Cookie quasar               | Bake 10,000,000 cookies per second.
 4 |   1  | A world filled with cookies | Bake 100,000,000 cookies per second.
 4 |   2  | Let's never bake again      | Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies per second.
 4 |   3  | Clicktastic                 | Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   4  | Clickathlon                 | Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   5  | Clickolympics               | Make 10,000,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   6  | Clickorama                  | Make 1,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   7  | Clickasmic                  | Make 100,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
 4 |   8  | Click                       | Have 1 cursor.
 5 |   1  | Double-click                | Have 2 cursors.
 5 |   2  | Mouse wheel                 | Have 50 cursors.
 5 |   3  | Of Mice and Men             | Have 100 cursors.
 5 |   4  | The Digital                 | Have 200 cursors.
 5 |   5  | Just wrong                  | Sell a grandma.
 5 |   6  | Grandma's cookies           | Have 1 grandma.
 5 |   7  | Sloppy kisses               | Have 50 grandmas.
 5 |   8  | Retirement home             | Have 100 grandmas.
 6 |   1  | Friend of the ancients      | Have 150 grandmas.
 6 |   2  | Ruler of the ancients       | Have 200 grandmas.
 6 |   3  | Elder                       | Own every grandma type. (Antigrandmas not neccesary)
 6 |   4  | My first farm               | Have 1 farm.
 6 |   5  | Reap what you sow           | Have 50 farms.
 6 |   6  | Farm ill                    | Have 100 farms.
 6 |   7  | Production chain            | Have 1 factory.
 6 |   8  | Industrial revolution       | Have 50 factories.
 7 |   1  | Global warming              | Have 100 factories.
 7 |   2  | You know the drill          | Have 1 mine.
 7 |   3  | Excavation site             | Have 50 mines.
 7 |   4  | Hollow the planet           | Have 100 mines.
 7 |   5  | Expedition                  | Have 1 shipment.
 7 |   6  | Galactic highway            | Have 50 shipments.
 7 |   7  | Far far away                | Have 100 shipments.
 7 |   8  | Transmutation               | Have 1 alchemy lab.
 8 |   1  | Transmogrification          | Have 50 alchemy labs.
 8 |   2  | Gold member                 | Have 100 alchemy labs.
 8 |   3  | A whole new world           | Have 1 portal.
 8 |   4  | Now you're thinking         | Have 50 portals.
 8 |   5  | Dimensional shift           | Have 100 portals.
 8 |   6  | Time warp                   | Have 1 time machine.
 8 |   7  | Alternate timeline          | Have 50 time machines.
 8 |   8  | Rewriting history           | Have 100 time machines.
 9 |   1  | Antibatter                  | Have 1 antimatter condenser.
 9 |   2  | Quirky quarks               | Have 50 antimatter condensers.
 9 |   3  | It does matter!             | Have 100 antimatter condensers.
 9 |   4  | Builder                     | Own 100 buildings.
 9 |   5  | Architect                   | Own 400 buildings.
 9 |   6  | Engineer                    | Own 800 buildings.
 9 |   7  | Enhancer                    | Purchase 20 upgrades.
 9 |   8  | Augmenter                   | Purchase 50 upgrades.
 10|   1  | Upgrader                    | Purchase 100 upgrades.
 10|   2  | One with everything         | Have at least 1 of every building.
 10|   3  | Mathematician               | Have at least 1 antimatter condenser, 2 time machines, 4 portals, 8 alchemy labs and so on (128 farms, grandmas, and cursors)
 10|   4  | Base 10                     | Have at least 10 antimatter condensers, 20 time machines, 30 portals, 40 alchemy labs and so on.
 10|   5  | Centennial                  | Have at least 100 of everything.
 10|   6  | Golden cookie               | Click a golden cookie.
 10|   7  | Lucky cookie                | Click 7 golden cookies.
 10|   8  | A stroke of luck            | Click 27 golden cookies.
 11|   1  | Fortune                     | Click 77 golden cookies.
 11|   2  | Leprechaun                  | Click 777 golden cookies.
 11|   3  | Cookie-dunker               | Dunk the cookie.
 11|   4  | Elder nap                   | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
 11|   5  | Elder slumber               | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
 11|   6  | Elder calm                  | Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
 11|   7  | Sacrifice                   | Reset your game with 1,000,000 cookies baked.
 11|   8  | Oblivion                    | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000 cookies baked.
 12|   1  | From scratch                | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000,000 cookies baked.
 12|   2  | Nihilism                    | Reset your game with 1,000,000,000,000,000 cookies baked.
 12|   3  | Uncanny clicker             | Click really, really fast.
 12|   4  | Neverclick                  | Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked the big cookie 15 times.(Previously Shadow achievement)

Additionally, there are several special (cheating/hard to get) achievements that do not show up until unlocked. These achievements do not give milk.

• Black cat's paw: Click 7777 golden cookies.
• Cheated cookies taste awful: Hack in some cookies.
• God complex³: Name yourself Orteil.
• Hardcore¹: Get to 1,000,000,000 cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
• Speed baking I¹: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 35 minutes played time.
• Speed baking II¹: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 25 minutes played time.
• Speed baking III¹: Get to 1,000,000 cookies baked in less than 15 minutes played time.
• True Neverclick: Make your first 1,000,000 cookies without any big-cookie clicks.
• Just plain lucky³: You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.
• Getting even with the oven²: Defeat the Sentient Furnace in the factory dungeons.
• Now this is pod-smashing²: Defeat the Ascended Baking Pod in the factory dungeons.
• Chirped out²: Find and defeat Chirpy the dysfunctioning alarm bot.
• Follow the white rabbit²: Find and defeat the elusive sugar bunny.

_{¹ You cannot use heavenly chip upgrades
² Only available on 1.037 beta ³ These achievement's icons aren't shown}

NOTES

Most achievements are pretty self-explanatory, but these notes should help you with the others.

• Elder (Own every type of grandma) does not require Anti-Grandma
• Cookie-dunker (Dunk the cookie) requires you to re-size the screen.
• Uncanny Clicker (Fast clicks) you need 5 clicks in a third of a second or less
• "Reset your game with X cookies baked" are cascading (i.e. if you achieve Nihilism you also unlock the other 3).
• True Neverclick (1 mil cookies, no cookie clicks) can be done with 2 Golden Cookies to get enough for a cursor. The only clicks that count against this are ones on the big cookie.
• Cheated cookies taste awful can be done a number of ways. Those are Spawning a Golden Cookie, Having more cookies than total cookies earned, or simply unlocking the achievement Game.Win('Cheated cookies taste awful').