[RPG] How to a Good-aligned cleric cast Desecrate

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A Cleric5/Malconvoker5 needs to cast Desecrate. He is currently Good aligned and wants to maintain that alignment in order to avoid complications from pesky adventurers' overzealous use of Detect Evil.

He can cast up to Summon Monster V, so the easiest way is probably to simply summon something to cast the spell for him but the basic summon lists don't seem to have anything with it as a SLA.

Best Answer

1) If the Cleric is a PC his alignment is his choice and can change suddenly at any time. As long as his God is okay with it, he can suddenly turn evil, cast the spell, then turn good again according to the RAW in the atonement spell description.

2) If that's not allowed he can use the Atonement spell, but since he's deliberately casting an evil spell, he will have to pay the 500 XP penalty cost. This is pretty reasonable as a get-around-a-class-restriction fee.

3) The Cleric can hire a buddy, preferably another Cleric of the same God, who's less undercover about being evil. This costs ~87.5 gp, but you can probably get it for less if you just time-share with a necromancer-Cleric who was gonna be doing it anyways. The latter case assumes you don't need this done on a specific area.

4) Summoning's no good here, since none of the summons available at Summon Monster V or below have access to the spell. You CAN use Lesser Planar Ally to summon a Neutral or Evil Aligned level 3 Cleric of your God who currently has Desecrate prepared, but this'll end up costing you 100gp and 100XP, plus the cost listed in number 2, so it's not a good idea unless there's no similarly-aligned evil Clerics around for hire.

5) You could find a Nightshade and try to sneak up close to it or manipulate it into going where you need it or make a deal with it, but this'll probably just end with you (un)dead. Unless you are already, in which case this is probably legit. You can do this with creatures merely capable of casting desecrate (perhaps at will), but then we're clearly back to number 2.

6) You could try doing it the old fashioned way, where you brutally murder a hundred innocent (preferably high Cha virgins) villagers and scrawl in their poo and blood prayers to your demonic masters and insults to everyone in general upon the target of your desecrate, while burning long candles of their fat embedded in the piles of their skulls in a pentagram around the thing you want desecrated (and then see if your GM lets this emulate a desecrate spell). Make sure you cast lots of summon monster [good] spells and force the celestial beings to join you in your murderous ritual, so that you keep your alignment up. This is only recommended if your real alignment is Lawful Evil (If your response is "What do you mean, 'real' alignment, I'm as good as the rest of you", this is you).

7) Limited Wish and a lot of other spell duplicating magic can do this, but no spell-duplicating spell capable of doing this is less than 7th level (Shadow Evocation, notably, only duplicates Sorcerer/Wizard spells).

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