So to start with, it's worth pointing out that you can cast Warding Bond on yourself. Touch range spells are described as:

Some spells can target only a creature (including you) that you touch.

Further, under the Targeting Yourself section, it says:

If a spell targets a creature of your choice, you can choose yourself, unless the creature must be hostile or specifically a creature other than you.

You can cast touch spells on yourself unless they specifically say you can't, and Warding Bond doesn't specify that. This is actually not a bad idea - you'll get the +1 to AC and saving throws, and the double damage you'll take will be canceled out by the resistance to damage.

Find Familiar says that:

when you cast a spell with a range of touch, your familiar can deliver the spell as if it had cast the spell.

Your familiar can deliver the spell as if it had cast the spell. This is the only way in which the familiar acts as the caster of the spell. It can certainly deliver Warding Bond for you, but you will still be the caster of the spell, and the "you" in Warding Bond will still be you, not your familiar. This is effectively equivalent to casting it on yourself directly, except that it took your familiar's reaction.

You scribe the circle and runes when creating the glyph.

Glyph of warding:

Spell Glyph. You can store a prepared spell of 3rd level or lower in the glyph by casting it as part of creating the glyph.

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At Higher Levels. ... If you create a spell glyph, you can store any spell of up to the same level as the slot you use for the glyph of warding.

Teleportation circle:

As you cast the spell, you draw a 10-foot-diameter circle on the ground inscribed with sigils

(PHB, p. 246 and 282, emphases mine).

To put the teleportation circle in the spell glyph, you have to cast it, including drawing the circle and sigils. You can't have them drawn when the glyph is triggered.